Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:29 am Post subject: Shaq - "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!??!"
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Shaq's "defense": "Everyone that knows Shaq knows two things about me: One, that I'm a rapper, and two, that I'm a comedian. When I played with Kobe, me, him, Brian Shaw, J.R. Rider, we had freestyle sessions all the time. ... all in fun and we said crazier stuff than that. If I hurt anyone's feelings, I apologize." _________________
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:39 am Post subject:
Is this what he does now? Mock former teammates who did better in the playoffs? Shaq needs to wise up realize he's only got 2 years in the league before he's just the old guy past his prime.
And didn't his wife gank him for dough? She was fine as hell but damn. After being with him for so long, the vag as got to be at least 10 feet deep. _________________
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:14 am Post subject:
Lmao
I saw this earlierl today and thought it was old.
Like right after the trade old.
If this is as recent as post the finals then god damn
That was overboard.
Unless of course, him and kobe joke around like he says they used to (which i doubt) _________________
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject:
Haha. Fucking JR Rider.
Shaq is the man by default. All because of this great piece.
Revenge
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject:
Vtull wrote:
Haha. Fucking JR Rider.
Shaq is the man by default. All because of this great piece.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject:
Vtull wrote:
Haha. Fucking JR Rider.
Shaq is the man by default. All because of this great piece.
The scariest movie ever made. _________________
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TheColonel
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject:
it's not like shaq can do it without wade
BobunicChronic
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject:
lol does everyone remember when he first went to phoenix and he was saying all this shit about this being "their year!" KISS MY ASS YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKA! U CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT D WADE! go suck kobe's dick!
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:
man i hate that movie
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:
This video is all over television and the radio (the audio of course). People are now analyzing this like its the most incredible diss ever. Someone even said that these lyrics in "Rap" are far worse and that what Shaq did is baby compared what others rappers are doing. Duh!
I still can't believe people think he freestyled this. He's been thinking about this for years. Ol' lyin-ass, can't make free throw-ass, used have a fine wife-ass, old-ass, nigga. _________________
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject:
recorded at an nyc club just the other night
shaq had lines like "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced." _________________
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:23 am Post subject:
shaq is an idiot he gives me joke when he tries to rap
shaq had lines like "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."
So Shaq admitted that he cheated on his wife??..dumbass.... _________________ "On a never ending quest for God's greatest gift...Pussy."
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject:
Revenge wrote:
psychosis eyes wrote:
recorded at an nyc club just the other night
shaq had lines like "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."
So Shaq admitted that he cheated on his wife??..dumbass....
he didnt admit, he just called himself the horse. haha
i think its pretty obvious to most that he repeatedly cheated on his wife. would love to be her divorce lawyer, dude will be caking cheese! _________________
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