Sullee thanks his lucky stars that he is still here, he predicts Jus or Proof are going home next. Jus Rhyme reveals once and for all he is white man crusading for black justice, no one there is impressed.
Serch shows up and breaks out two CD’s from his pockets…beat CD’s. Teams are Sullee, $hamrock and 100 Proof after John Brown chooses to go with Persia, Jon Boy and Jus Rhymes. Each squad gets a CD. and instruction to make a club joint. What a shocker.
Oh, and who made said beats. Just Blaaaaaaaze. Custom made no less, and he’s headed to the studio with them.
Sullee says Just is responsible for Jay’s reign in New York. Uhh yeah, we’ll just ignore the 4 years he was on top before he worked with Just heavily. Or you know, Jay’s role in that reign (or Kanye’s for that matter). But I digress…
They are gonna be judged as a team it seems, should be interesting. Jon Boy speaks for the first time in 4 episodes. And again! And again! Jus can’t disrespect the kids that follow his political rap career and fights the idea to make a song about drugs. C’mon Jus, all the rapper s are doing it.
Sullee, 100 Proof and $hamrock scheme to make a song about girls, as that’s all they talk about. No song about grills, wood grain and candy paint Paul Wall Jr.? Pappa will be disappointed.
Something you probably didn’t know about Jus; him and his crew party their way to justice. Righteous. Team Sullee seem to be cooking up something really cliché. Jus refuses to use the word security in their song because if he hears that word in song at the club it kills his buzz. What. The. Fuck? King of the Burbs isn’t impressed either, Jus needs a revival, ghetto style. Team Sullee finish their song right quick and head off to get tipsy and make fun of Jus.
They all get to Baseline with the man himself. Just tells them they better have their shit together cause errrbody watching. Persia grudgingly realizes she works well with KOTB.
Just shakes his head at Sullee for reciting his rhymes in the booth off a notepad, he doesn’t give a fuck if he just wrote it today. He is pretty impressed with Persia’s team, and much less so with 100 Proof. His impression of him is pretty funny.
Meanwhile Jus is realizing he is being ignored, must be the camo gear son, you blending in! He hints he is the reason every team he has been on has won. Just calls 100 Proof and Paul Wall Jr. the weakest links, ouch.
Jon Boy sounds pretty damn good in the booth, wow, that came out of nowhere. KOTB says Jus isn’t ghetto revival approved, and they all squabble with him more. Jon Boy requests a Just Blaaaaaaaze tag on their song. How could you not?
Just tells them he was pleasantly surprised and kicks them out.
Back at the house Serch brings pizza and some guests; La Coke Nostra (a pretty new formation with Everlast, Ill Bill, Danny Boy and ADM). Everyone jumps around accordingly and the house is now swarming with white rappers. Everlast is looking mad old, all them gray hairs must be from that Eminem battle. Ill Bill tells Jus to bring his politics to people in a way that they can all relate. Listen boy, the Cult Leader does that as well as anyone. They leave quickly and sadly before Bill can goon anyone. Sullee and KOTB agree this day topped them all.
Next morning they wake up and Serch tells them they’re going to the club with their records. A strip club. Judge: Kool Keith!!!!!! Oh this has gotta be good. Whatever song the stippers dance to better wins, losers face elimination. Team Sullee’s track is up first, ass and titties shake and the boys toss some cash out. KOTB thinks its wack. Persia agrees. Then of course, the next squad goes and the other squad hates. Hate! Hate! Hate! Keith gives pretty generic opins on both, stripper who danced to Team Persia’s record seems to be more enthused. Keith gives them an 8/10 and says the other team isn’t far behind. “Both were good.” Serch says to bring them in to tell them the decision. There was a decision there?
Serch gives them the pros and cons of each song and informs Persia’s team they won, she hugs KOTB! I preferred shoving the dildo in his face. Sullee clearly isn’t happy about facing elimination again, but 100 ain’t worried cause he’s not going home.
The winners in the meantime get…you guessed it, lap dances. Jus refrains out of respect for his girlfriend despite the coaxing of Kool Keith, who just takes the lap dance instead.
KOTB tries to reach out to Jus and make sure things are cool. Jus is much more concerned about dealing with white supremacy than team squabbles. No, I’m not making that up.
Mayo time. Serch tells the losers they have to bring the real his or they’ll be eliminated. That’s it, and here come him and Prince Paul to make a cut. The losers take off their headwear and remove an item from the mayo jar to put on their heads; thongs. They have to write a profanity free verse on the topics on the drawers. 100 gets girls, Sullee gets booze and Paul Wall Jr. gets ballers. Sittin’ sidewayz baby!!! He goes first and spits decent Paul Wall’esque verse. Sullee fucks up again and forgets his lines, twice, fucking up an otherwise dope verse. Fortunately for him 100 Proof fucks up too, and he fucks up a shitty verse to boot. The ending was pretty funny though for the vertical grin line. From Paul and Serch’s talk it’s pretty clear 100 Proof is gone, and sure enough he is.
100 Proof isn’t salty, cause he has millions who love his style. Millions? Wasn’t a fan of his style, but he seemed like a real genuine dude, gotta respect that.
Show was alright all in all, the Just Blaze stuff was cool but the strip club shit with Keith was real disappointing with a no crazy antics from him. No big surprise 100 Proof is gone, can’t really call the next one though.
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