Z-Ro Recalls Going "Chuck Norris" On Home Intruder

posted June 25, 2014 01:30:00 PM CDT | 19 comments

Z-Ro Recalls Going "Chuck Norris" On Home Intruder

Z-Ro says he was arrested when police didn't believe a stalker broke into his home.

Houston, Texas rapper Z-Ro recently spent some time behind bars after coming across a crazed fan who broke into his home. He shared the details of his run-in with the stalker and his resulting arrest during an appearance on Houston's 97.9 The Box.

According to Z-Ro, he had just finished recording in the studio with fellow Houstonian, Scarface when he arrived home and noticed that a person was hiding on the floor under one of his sheets. He says the person under the sheet, who proclaimed to be his biggest fan, was wearing his clothes and had also eaten his leftover Pappadeaux.

“I got to the crib and I ain’t really noticing—I went to go record something with Scarface,” Z-Ro said. “You know what I’m saying? So, I had to cut my phone off. The ring came on, but I can’t see it because I’m in there working. It’s something wrong. So, I get over there to the crib…A woman that resembles like [Yaphet Kotto]. Talking ‘bout she done broke in. She broke in the house, man, with a bowl of fruit. She moved in. She came in there, man, with the long bowl. Like the catering bowl. With like grapes and fruits. She hiding…I see my bed sheet from my bed. It’s on the floor in the den and it’s moving. Where I stay it’s a bug problem, but not to pull your whole sheet off the bed. This here got to be a homosapien. She come from under the covers, is like ‘Hey, I’m your biggest fan!’”

Z-Ro later recalled calling authorities to his home only to be arrested. He says the police who arrived believed he was lying about the break-in and wanted to get rid of the woman so he could bring another woman to his house.

“Since it’s a woman I can’t really just WWE,” he said. “I gotta call 911, man. So, I’m on the phone with 911 like ‘Say man, I got an intruder.’ And she like ‘Alright, well what you need?’ I’m like ‘Well, I got her. I need y’all to come on and come [get her].’ Laws pull up and you know how they do. They see a bloody me. All of a sudden I’m guilty. I’m handcuffed at the crib…The dudes steady telling me ‘Say man, look. If you know the girl and you don’t want her here just tell me the truth, man. That you got somebody else coming over or something and you just putting on a front for her.’ I’m like ‘Man, stop it. You tripping’…He just wouldn’t buy it.”

Z-Ro posted the following on Instagram following his ordeal.

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