Chris Tucker Jokes About Jay Z, Beyonce, Solange Altercation

posted Monday May 19 ,2014 at 01:00PM CDT | 12 comments

Chris Tucker Jokes About Jay Z, Beyonce, Solange Altercation

Chris Tucker takes aim at the Jay Z/Solange incident in a bit from his upcoming stand-up special.

Stand-up comic and actor Chris Tucker broaches the much-talked about Jay Z and Solange elevator altercation in his upcoming stand-up special, according to a preview released by WorldStarHipHop

“Ya’ll see the fight with Jay Z and...what’s her name?” he asks to begin the segment. “Alanz? She kicked everybody ass in that elevator. She was going off. Even her sister, Beyonce, was like, ‘Goddamn!’ She was kicking. Drop-kicking. She threw her purse.

“But Jay Z cool as hell,” he later said. “He was fighting her cool. He still cool. Fighting her like this. ‘Yo B, you better get her. B.’ One time he flinched. He lost his cool that time...Jay Z was cool as hell.”

Joking that “everybody got a crazy person in their family,” Tucker went on to tease Beyonce for her reaction to her sister's attack.

“Beyonce didn’t do nothing,” he said. “Everybody got a crazy person in their family. ‘Just let her calm down. Let her calm down. She’ll calm down in a minute. I hope she ain’t got that gun on her, Goddamn. We all get our ass shot up in this elevator.’

“Black families, we got stuff that happen all the time,” he continued. “This just got caught on tape. They gon’ be alright. That’s how rich people fight. It be like a soap opera.”

Tucker, who starred prominently in Blockbuster hits like Rush Hour and Fridayrecently returned to Hollywood with a part in the 2012 comedy Silver Linings Playbook. A clip of the comedian’s recent bit is available below.

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  • Anonymous
    With jokes like this we now know that 40 million for those Rush Hour movies is long gone.
    • Anonymous
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  • Anonymous
    Lol didn't know he was still alive
  • Anonymous
    "She was kicking her own ass trying to kick Jay-Z ass" (Closes casket)
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    Aight-
  • Anonymous
    beat it like chris tucker that mother fucker
  • Harlem's Reckoning
    Kinda funny, but not Chris Tucker funny. Only a 2 minute segment clip so here's to hoping he captures that comedic genius he used to have.
    • Chris Rock
      This nigga was never funny and he jacked my first name smh
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