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In a an industry filled with coastal bias, it's about time someone from the West Coast, more importantly the Bay Area, was given the opportunity to shed light on our side of things. Welcome to a West Coast State of Mind, where I'm only bias sometimes, but at least I'll admit it. - ill Will (ill.will@hiphopdx.com)

Before I get started ranting and raving, quick question. Who the fuck nominated Dave Mays the spokesman for Black America? LOL! What a fucking joke. Hi my names Dave Mays and Im a white person who makes his money off of Hip Hop and since Im not making as much as other white people, Im mad. And since my partner, whos saved me from getting punked by everyone, sucks and isnt selling any records I even mad-er. When I was in 5th grade I thought Too $hort started rap, get over it beeeeeyotch! As time passed I did my homework and found out what time it really was-Eminem did...LOL!! Oh and call it a hunch, but I think Dave Mays wants to rap and is just jealous.

Also, who saw Cams pink Baby Phat Nextel phone at The Grammys? I was just joking last year when I said he was named a model for Baby Phat. Can you believe the bitch at Baby Phat got mad when I said that shit, now I know why.

But hey, Im feeling like I need to get a whole lot of Fuck Yous off my chest...

Fuck Kiwan Anderson for sending out that piece of shit press release about Dave Mays open heart editorial letter I cant believe you sent that mass email with a straight face.

Fuck Foxy Brown for looking like a over-used douche-bag, which isnt a good look. Its like her next record should be called The Nanas Ill with the Fever

Fuck Lil Kim. Oh wait, my bad, that should read, I want to fuck Lil Kim. I might as well throw Trina and Brittney Spears on that list too. Im talking about bonafide baby mama material yall.

I dont mean to interrupt the flow but I just had a Tiffany. I mean, an epiphany (Sorry it has to do with an incredibly gorgeous girl in LA who opened a hotel room soaking wet with a towel on) Is VP records the No Limit of Reggae and Dancehall music? So if Sean Paul is like the Master P of the crew (status-wise) than that would make Wayne Wonder, hmmm, Mo B. Dick. LOL! Not too many No Limit soldiers? Okay, if Sean Paul was Juvenile, or Baby (as Sydney Margetson, publicist for Atlantic suggested), then Wayne Wonder would be Boo or Gotti take your pick because no one gives a fuck about either one.

Lets get back to the fuck yous...

Fuck the news editor at Sohh.com for using some bullshit excuse as to why theyre the number one site, in response to reading my claim that HipHopDX.com is the best and we are cocksucker. If I could remember youre name itd be here.

Fuck Smilez & Southstar for sucking as much ass as they do. And now that Im thinking of it, fuck Stagga Lee too. Shit, and while were on the subject, fuck Artist Direct too. (Sorry Tommy, but theyre not-having-a-clue-ass isnt gonna advertise with you anyways)

Another Tiffany, lets get 50 Cent on Bill OReillys show-live in his studio. Now, that would be must see TV.

And since were on 50, yeah hes dope but doesnt it seem like XXL is obsessed with the dude. Hes in the mag more than Benzinos been in the Source.

Another question. How dope of a Murderer are you if you shoot yourself? Now thats gangsta. The late John Gotti would be proud of you Chris.

Hey, all praises go to Benzino for his hot, hot, hot garbage of a record that did nothing to save Hip-Hop. Matter of fact, fuck The Source for being some bitter-ass bitches who cant admit defeat.

And last but not fucking least...Fuck this race talk, and fuck the dude who told me I sweep it under the rug. MY APOLOGIES FOR TREATING EVERYONE LIKE WERE ALL FUCKING HUMANS. The same people that got mad at idiots for being against Tiger Woods taking over golf, and the Williams sisters for locking down tennis (and a whole bunch of other shit, but thats most recent) are gonna do the exact same thing. Im through with this shit, fuck rap. Ima go into stamp collecting and change the game. IMA BE THE DOPEST STAMP COLLECTOR ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET.

Oh, and as if I forgot, Fuck EverybodyTM