*This Just In*....

The HipHopDX crew is at it again after yet another (un)eventful month that yielded many What The Fuck's out of us. We got embarrassed by women shitting on the floor, women sexing up Flava Flav and Screech, men dressing up like women frying up chicken and finally men acting like bitches. Oh yeah...let's not forget how remedial Hip Hop has become. So enjoy, get your head tilted and say it with us... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

1. WTF… I mean What In The Bloody Fuck is this!?!?!?

“Fry That Chicken”

2. WTF! Are they just letting anyone rap?

3. WTF ever happened to originality? How many songs do we have to release about snapping fingers? No, you don't have to talk about the war, the environment or your personal life, but do you really have to describe a dance in every song you have?

4. WTF was up with this Diddy/50 "beef"? How do you battle someone who can't write their own rhymes?

5. WTF did Game think when he got a butterfly tatted on his face? Well, I guess he figured out it wasn't the smartest move. But, to go and place a huge LA on top of it just adds to the WTF factor. Guess he had a "change of heart" on that butterfly.

6. WTF is wrong with Game? Can the man answer a damn question without peppering it with bullshit, or you know, just straight up lying. If Dre ain’t give you no beats then just say so motherfucker. “Uh buy the album and find out.” Riiiiiight.

7. WTF is up with this Game and Ras Kass beef? Game is like 6'3" and Ras is like Lucky Charm sized. It's like punching out your baby brother. Is Father Snoop going to have to sit these two down to explain West Coast Unity?

8. WTF is wrong with Ras Kass? Didn't anyone teach him how to bob and weave in the pen?

9. WTF? Back in the day, you used to say wack MCs made nursery rhymes. Young Joc and that "Chain Hang Low" guy took it literally and they banked off it. So, WTF is wrong with the people who purchased these things? I KNOW YOU SEE IT!

10. WTF? The illest MC to drop this month did not glorify violence, sex or huge rims and ice? What's going on here Lupe? (Sarcasm)

11. WTF is up with Young Joc or his ghostwriter (if that's the case). "Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo" in your rhymes is not the way to show your versatility or intelligence. Sure, he says he won't be lyrical in order to make money, but do you have to rap like a kindergartener to do so? Continued on page 2 »