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Who The Hell Am I? In My Humble Opinion...

September 18th, 2006 | Author: Andreas Hale

10. IMHO Jay-Z’s “retirement” was a crock of shit from the beginning. We all knew he was coming back. How come he was the only one that acted like he didn’t know?

11. IMHO Lupe Fiasco is everything Kanye West was supposed to be (regular cat that turns the game upside down). Kanye just got caught up in becoming a superstar rather than opening the door for the likes of Little Brother, Talib Kweli, The Roots and others.

12. IMHO a $600 price tag on the PS3 is retarded. Simply because I KNOW it’s too much but my black ass will be in line getting two of them (one for Ebay baby!)

13. IMHO some of you underground fans are some whiny bitches. The only reason you like the underground is because you think you know about something other people don’t. As soon as your favorite underground emcee gets a spin on the radio or more people than just YOU like them you call them a gotdamn sellout!

14. IMHO some of you commercial fans are just plain dumb. To not like something because its not played on the radio all day is ignorant as fuck. I find it funny how "Laffy Taffy" was wack to EVERYONE then when it was on the radio for a few weeks, you fools loved it. Sheep...

15. IMHO cutting BET’s Uncut didn’t really do shit to change the fact that BET has a ton of misogynistic videos where women are viewed as objects. The only thing BET Uncut did was allow shit like this to find time on television..... But…

16. IMHO it ain’t no more offensive than…


17. IMHO the only REAL differences are that the video production quality is better and the girls are cuter. But “Trying to get to you and dat monkey?” yeah… we know what the "monkey" is. If you don't...beat it!

18. IMHO myspace is the devil…but I just can’t let it go.

19. IMHO if you are beefing with me because you aren’t in my top 8 then you need to get a gotdamn life.

20. IMHO if another rapper adds me as their friend and says “my shit is hot” or something to that effect I’ma kill my…*checks myspace and sees 12 new friend requests from “aspiring rappers”* …nevermind

21. IMHO some of you R&B dudes better get a clue. Justin Timberlake is sonning all of you right now…

22. IMHO "Beef" ain't shit no more. You used to really take it seriously when two emcees went at each other. It was about lyrical skill but thanks to 50 Cent it's about BULLSHIT! He and Diddy are probably laughing right now because all it does is help their album sales.

23. IMHO Ras Kass and Game could be the greatest lyrical battle that we’ve heard in awhile (since Nas and Jay-Z perhaps?). But punching up people in the club probably is a sign that this may not stay on wax.

24. IMHO that’s not called “stealing” our culture, it’s called “giving it away.”

25. IMHO Hip Hop is….

IMHO these are just my humble opinions and I’m just a critic...Who the hell am I?

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