It's been a year since I put up this column and I've been getting random emails as to why I haven't done it again. Well kids, the reason is simply because I didn't have a whole lot to bitch about and when I did it just wouldn't come out in writing the right now. But in the past couple of months there has been many, many things that I've formulated an opinion about. So the madd writer is pissed again and the industry has added fuel to his fire so readers I present to you...In My Humble Opinion (IMHO).

1. IMHO This…

Is the most ignorant, shucking and jiving fit of coonery I have seen in a long, long time (and I thought "Laffy Taffy" was bad). Wait…almost forgot about this for the kids…

2. IMHO There is something terribly wrong when young men (16 and up) go to school rocking Spongebob Squarepants backpacks and beads in their braids and call themselves “gangsta.” You too old for that shit kiddo!!!

3. IMHO a bunch of you “aspiring rappers” need to stop rapping a get a gotdamn job! Some of you just flat out suck! And for those that are pretty good…just know that this game isn’t about talent anymore (i.e. Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, Yung Joc, etc).

4. IMHO “Hater” is the worst word ever created. It’s more of a word people use to avoid the fact that they suck or that someone just doesn’t like something.

5. IMHO if a dirty stinky ass broad takes a shit on my floor…I’ma kick her out the house!

6. IMHO Flava of Love is absolutely the most degrading debacle of coonery that I have ever watched on television. Have you women SEEN what Flav looks like? As for Flav…I know you don’t think that these chicks want you for YOU. C’mon homie…

7. IMHO I’m convinced that Realty Shows are the devil for self destructive African Americans (Bobby & Whitney and DMX off the top). Is it me or do we ALWAYS look stupid on TV?

8. IMHO Hip Hop is a lot like our US Basketball team… black folks used to run it but when they were busy being “flashy” somebody else picked up the fundamentals and learned how to do it better.

9. IMHO everybody blaming Jay-Z for their album selling problems (Method Man & LL Cool J) need to worry more about their careers BEFORE Hov became president. Didn’t they realize they weren’t selling records then either? Continued on page 2 »