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Slap-Boxing With Jesus

Why Do I Even Bother

You know what sucks? My “new” Internets connection since I moved. That and the fact my cell phone gets no reception in my own motherfucking apartment. I have to do a phone interview for this very site on Friday in the car I lovingly refer to as “Two-Face” just so I can have decent reception and also because I don’t have a landline phone. But whatever, that’s not the point of this incoherent ramble anyways.

Back to the topic at hand: my suspect Internets connection. Yesterday I got a link supplied to me by DX commentator MisterLAX for the “banned” episode of The Boondocks, and I’ve spent the better part of some four-plus hours trying to download this bitch, only to have it “time out” on me each and every time.

And to think, none of this shit would even have to happen if Bojangles Entertainment Television could finally remove that self-righteous minstrel cock out of their vestibules long enough to realize that they’ve been on 14:59 mode for the past... I don’t know... how long has it been since Caribbean Rhythms went off the air?

Damn, Rachel was finer than a muh’fucka though. Since I’m on that topic, does anybody remember Idalis from MTV way the fuck back in the day? I think she made my first dick hair grow. Fuck Ananda and La-La.

Since I’m on the topic of fine-haired breezys, I checked out an episode of College Hill the other day, and I must say I’m impressed with BET’s cognitive thinking this go-round. Usually the broads that end up on the show remind me of the same ones at my alma mater who just give up the conch because they foolishly think that the lucky sumbitch who tagged would make all their dreams come true. Haven’t they learned that college nugs are just as if not moreso broker than they are? I was rocking 5-for-$20 tees and sweatpants throughout my entire duration there. I ain’t gonna lie though; I nailed a chick who thought that way about me once. I think she went all dyke now.

But this time around the show has a couple of at the least semi-decent trollops in front of the camera. Now if only they can find a way to mute their voices for 30 minutes, they’d have an Emmy-winning series in their hands. I have to mute that shit, if only to hear the screams of Kapri Styles or the like whilst getting dinged in the poo shooter from the illegal download. Is downloading porn really illegal in the first place? Whatever. Matter of fact, I sometimes mistake the slapping of a guys balls on ol girl’s hymen [||] for the actual sounds of the show, because I honestly can’t tell the difference sometimes. In my opinion that shit makes for better programming anyways. Now if only I can convince that fly Latina down the hall from me to watch an episode with me that way.

But I digress.

Waitaminute...

What the hell was this blog about again?!

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