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Ain’t This A Bitch

“i'm so sick of the sexism on this site. its foul. clean your act up boy. those poor anoerxic looking girls at the melissa ford party look terrible, and there you are looking at them, like a dribbling old man. it disgusts me.” – yet another random-ass commenter, thrrrs (Um, what?)

If I keep looting... errr... borrowing these dumbass comments I receive in previous posts to open up new ones, I may just stop using my brain altogether. Plagiarism is the new hip-hop. But I digress.

Anyways, I mentioned last week (in between the hubbub over my lashon harah) that I attended Melyssa Ford’s Halloween Titty Tournament, where just about every woman that attended were standing around with their moose knuckles damn near hanging out of their stockings. So rightfully I – as well as every red-blooded, heterosexual male who was there – stood, gawked and prayed that a stiff-nippled honker would pop out.

Stiff-nippled honkers for the win?

What I don’t understand is when the bleeding-pants feminists are quick to call “nappy-headed hoes” on us guys, as if we did something wrong for looking at them in the "I Wanna Fuck You" eyes. In the never-ending case for male equality, I propose that every man run up on the next overly-sensitive, Marcy D’Arcy, faux freedom fighting bra burners and threaten them with a NO MA’AM-style lawsuit for each time they call bullshit on our right to look at half-naked women, as if we forced these aspiring scallywhops at gunpoint to strut around in a pair of coochie cutters and high heels.

Is it just me or are women seriously blaming men for their own fallacies? Colorful lingo in the comments section aside, the women who pose in this site’s Beauty & Brains features have to be aware of the somewhat misogynistic reaction they’ll receive once they decide to rock a thong before the camera. Hell, isn't the reason they do so is to cater to the man's most innate, carnal desires? Parts of me even think that they willingly subject themselves to such wild jibba jabba, as if they feel more complete from A to zinc receiving some ass-backward compliment. Hell, even one of our Beauty & Brains alumni, Khira “Kurves” Thomas, has The Game’s ode to video slores, “Wouldn’t Get Far,” as the theme song on her front page!

Seriously. I'm not making this up.

A long time ago when I mentioned how women weren’t going to make it, that ideal primarily came from the hope that they could if they would stop with the contradictory bullshit. Honestly, it’s hard for me to even attempt to give any support whenever I see the alleged “women’s rights movement,” when there are so many that readily show us their snatch without us having to pay for shit. If anything, those women should be at the forefront of that interest group. Not only would I be more interested in it (though I still wouldn’t support that shit, because I’m a chauvinist like that), but also it wouldn’t make them look like hypocrites in the first place.

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