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Slap-Boxing With Jesus

First Jesus, Now Jacob

“I can go look up snuff films on this shit and people are fucking transferring kiddie porn all around and your crying foul because the dude said a racial slur... as if you’ve never said one...” DX message boarder Decguin

I’m not gonna front, people: I was a little miffed at the events that transpired earlier this week, which is somewhat ironic for me to be because ever since I jumped on this site seven months ago I anticipated that I’d catch some backlash from the two-toned panty liners who frequent this bitch. Hell, if I were a relatively close-minded hump, I’d be pissed at the shit I’ve said also.

Thank God(dess) for that junior college education then!

In any matter, I thought that the verbal maelstrom I created would have simply ceased after a day or so. Hell, I never planned on talking about it anymore. But here we are four days later, still cleaning the shit off the fan. I would say that even despite the calls for my resignation, the fact that this little blog of mine still exists – as well as the hook up I got from my esteemed gotdamned Editor to the breast fest known as Melyssa Ford's Halloween party [2] two days ago – that little message board stunt to burn me in effigy worked about as well a levee in Louisiana, but then that would just make me an asshole.

Then again, being an asshole is part of my manly essence, so fuck it.

"You eat a dick, nigga! YOU eat a dick!"

Interestingly enough, the purpose of this blog was to thumb my nose at said opponents, as well as calling them out for their own hypocritical mannerisms. But after reading that blood diamond-pushing TI Jacob The Jew-eler could face up to nearly five years in the bing for lying to the Feds [1], maybe in a weird, karmic sense, all of the shit that transpired over here affected the outcome of that shit. If that truly is the case (and I surely hope so), then there’s no use beating a dead giraffe - or whatever’s considered kosher - now, right?

Besides, it’s pretty obvious who are to blame for all of this censorship shit anyways: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. If it weren’t for A Pimp Named Slickback and Hymietown going all ambulance chaser on KKKramer and Don Imus (the latter of which didn't even work out in the long run) then turning on hip-hop, none of this shit concerning so-called “racial slurs” would have happened in the first place. But I’ll let you in on a little secret. The best part about my situation is the fact that – like Imus – I’ve probably gotten an entirely new audience to tune in to my shit, boosting and affecting the overall bottom line of this site. In that sense, I wholeheartedly welcome any and every shit these yentas throw at me.

*Gets up from desk, inhales deeply and starts Cranking Dat Mini-Me*

Damn, it feels good to see people up on it.

[1] Rule number one: never lie to the Feds. You’re actually better off snitching in that scenario.

[2] UPDATE: I'm not really a fan of posting my own pictures, but since Brains & Beauty All-Star commenter 420westcoast asked so nicely, i threw in a couple shots.

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