I've been so busy doing what has amounted up to nothing it's ridiculous.
Two tears in a bucket...fuck it, life keeps moving so I follow suit. I was
thinking last time I posted a blog listing my CD's on my Zune after someone
(guilty names shall remain nameless) sent me an old CNN CD "NORE is that dude,"
No, of course not rapping, but seriously, he's a funny ass dude. So to begin my
end of year lists, I'm gonna go with one that doesn't go directly with this
year, I'm gonna do my top 5 artists/rappers (there's a difference, I'll get on
that later) I'd kick it with and need reality shows, and then the top 5 rappers
I'd hate to
hang around.
5. David Banner- Banner isn't one of the funniest dudes, he's just a
real ass dude. I never skip a David Banner interview. While I'm not the biggest
fan of his music, he always has some relevant shit to say off the mic. I've
never given him a chance on the mic, cuz "Like a Pimp" sort of scared me away,
but I may have to give his music a chance. If David Banner got a reality show
there's a slight chance it might seriously help change some shit.
4. Redman- The best crib on MTV cribs hands down. First of all, it was
originally his moms crib that he used to live in, he bought his moms a newer
nicer crib. Second of all...it's the shit. All the video games systems that
ever came out damn near all in the same spot. A box full of money just to order
pizza with. His cousin just chilling knocked the fuck out on the couch, that's
how we used to do!(without the box of money)The only problem with me chilling
at Red's crib is Redman, like Meka Soul (challenge!), can't fuck with me in
Madden.
3. Murs- Who says underground rappers can't have personality? I got the
chance to talk to Murs at "Paid Dues Festival", and while he is ducking catching
a beat down on XBOX live, he's still a cool cat. Murs is like the Vince Vaughn
of hip hop. In every Vince Vaughn movie Vince plays the guy's guy role. Mur's
music is like Wedding Crashers and all of Vince's other movies in audio format.
A Murs reality show would probably end up being just like Rob and Big, but like
Amanda, I just can't stop watching that shit.
2. E40-Game. What more can I say. I feel like if I sat down and talked
with Bill Gates, then when out and tried to get some money, then sat down with
E40, then went and tried to get some money, I'd get more money after hollering
at 40. I have no E40 CD's, but damn near every time I hear him he says some shit
I can relate to. Hidden amongst all his slang (which, is damn near half of all
hip hop slang)is some shit that anybody who didn't grow up in Laguna Beach can
relate too, and a lot of times learn from.
1. Noreaga- Nore is off the yelsabubs. I never skip a Nore interview
either. Nore said in the last interview I read, "I don't have to sell drugs to
be hood, I'm hood cuz I'm sitting my big ass nice house still drinking Kool-Aid"
Are you fucking kidding...I love Kool-Aid! I'd be sitting right there with him,
drinking 100 proof Mc flurry's, Kool-Aid, and watching bootleg cable with the
rest of the slime. The best thing on all the Nore CDs are the skits. Nore had me
telling everybody "Damn nigga, turn the heat off slavery". Fuck Flavor
of Love, they need to have Nore of Love, that shit would be hilarious, I can't
imagine how this cat would act with a house full of chicks throwing it at him.
Of course the late Pimp C would have made the list if he was still
with us. After him going off on all the bullshit in rap and some fake ass
pimp that called him fake, I would have loved to see a Pimp C reality show.A couple
of other people that almost made the list, Slug from Atmosphere, Evidence from
Dilated (he used to seem boring as hell until I seen the "Release Party")
Planet Asia,Talib Kweli, and ?uestlove.I really want to put Mos Def on the lists
, so just make a mental note of him being number 6.Now time for the
boring/oddball/weird muthafuckas who I'm just glad to hear on the mic, but could
care less about off it.

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