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Things I think ALL women should know

What up yall, 1st off thank yall for checking out THEEE WORST SONG OF ALL TIME and confirming my beliefs. My cousin who had originally found that song a few years ago told me the guys actually dropped out of high school to pursue music (can't make that up lol). My cousin also sent me the whole cd so maybe one of these days i'll upload it for yall if I ever get a chance

Anyways, when I'm on myspace it seems like the routine has been to thank those who are fans and love the music, talk about music, talk about some of the stuff i say in blogs, ignore the random ass rappers who claim they're getting a million plays and how i should check out the page and of course deal with the random whores who offer their services all based on how ur page and music looks. But on occasion i get to do something I like which is give advice to females. So i decided to help all my females out to help them make their lives easier and if you know women like this forward it to em lol

Don't dress/dance like/present yourself as a whore without expecting to get a whores treatment - this rule is so underrated cause it can save alot of damn misconceptions. When I see skin tight pants or shorts with yo ass creeping out and you your twins out, i'm not thinking about how lady like you are. If i see you in the club dancing on two dudes at a time and giving out lapdances, I'm not thinking about how lady like you are, if I see you popping on all fours in the parking lot, I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT HOW LADY LIKE YOU ARE. To make it clear you are not the type to take home and meet mom dukes, you are the type to take to the backseat, homeboys open crib and possibly some 2nd rate restuarants drive thru. Moral of the story: You get the job you dress for

Dont Interrupt The Game - Women know how much guys love sports, we dont have too much else to be interested in on tv outside of the NBA, NFL, MLB and Sportscenter and i think you can include video games in this too. So when the game or the fight is on, do yourself a favor and save whatever you want to talk about til afterwards. Now is not the time for a 'We need to talk' conversation, if anything its going to lead to more frustration on both ends cause you wont get the attention/answers you want and the guys just want to get the shit over with. Moral of story is: ... Shut the hell up

Money does not grow on trees - Alot of the financial stuff ends up falling on the man, never been fair but men never complain. Guys have to buy all the gifts, pay for all the dates, pay for the bill at the food spots and plan special things for holidays like Valentines Day when women just wrap the same gift in a different type of color lingerie (not shitting on Vicky's at all lol). Point blank it gets expensive especially when I got stuff I want to spend my money on as well. Just be understanding and if you can pay your half more often. Moral of the story is: Get yo hands out my pocket!!!

No mind reading - Women like to drop hints, its a fact of life. Instead of telling you what to do they'll try to leave a mesage in hopes you do it yourself. Coniving isnt it? But I have seen many relationships fail or die before they even begin because women wont say whats on their mind. Flat out, just say it, it makes it easier for the both of us. If you like someone, say it, dont drop hints and when the guy turns and screws someone else get mad at him when you never said you wanted a 'exclusive' relationship. Moral of story: Unless you mute, say something

Take charge during sex!!!! - Every guy wants a girl with a porno stars mentality, down for whatever, whenever, how ever and  where ever. Ladies, you gotta be aggressive. Its kinda like the U.S and immigrants, Hoes are taking women's jobs cause they doing all the dirty work women refuse to do. You cant be too good too good for the car, the alley, the bathroom, at your friends house for thanksgiving, your job, ANYWHERE. Moral of the story: All high siddity/dainty women should be extinct by 2009

Side Note: Guys not all women are porno stars, we cant be too aggressive either lol

Thats all the jewels i got for right now, should be dropping some new shit this week. Mixtape is officially done will be availble for free!!! So hit me up on the myspace

www.myspace.com/add2

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